Once upon a time there was a Pharmaceutical Corporation that was commissioned by corporate bosses to find a solution to the education problem in the United States. The problem was that too many Americans were well educated and refused to submit to abusive slave labor standards of sweatshops, retail, fast food, or farm field work.The pharmaceutical company decided to put Mercury in vaccinations to chemically labotimize a new generation of children so they would not be able to graduate from high school, but they could get jobs lacing shoes, picking tomatoes, or flipping burgers. They would be stupid enough to be happy living out the remainder of their lives in the DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.
For the purposes of absolute privacy, the vaccine was produced in Britain where information could never get leaked out. A generation of children were vaccinated and regressed from normal to Autistic between their first and second birthdays.
The bosses were happy, but unfortunately, they gave liquid labotomies to the generation that will be taking care of them in their old age.
The End