THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

Once upon a time there was a single political party that became so dominant that it had absolute power. The President of the United States appointed all the judges and Supreme Court Justices he wanted.

Since the Supreme Court was completely "padded" with right-wing Christians, the judges decided in favor of making it legal to display the Ten Commandments in public.

They claimed that it was not establishing a religion. They played up that "the country was founded on the principles of the Ten Commandments," and that the Ten Commandments "is part of our heritage".

Complaints and arguments went unheeded. Nobody listened to the left-wing "liberal rhetoric." And the Ten Commandments were placed on display in all the court houses across the land.

One day the President proclaimed that "God's Law is the law of the land" because the Ten Commandments were placed in the courthouses.

The First Commandment clearly states "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." This became the law of the land.

Businesses owned by people who did not believe in Jesus Christ were burned to the ground. Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Krishnas, Atheists, and a whole host of people who believed in other religions besides Christianity, or no religion at all, were arrested and put to work in Gulags.

The Persecution of Muslims sparked a worldwide religious war, and the Christians danced and sang in the blood-soaked streets, singing "Armageddon's here! Christ will soon arrive!"

A scholar stood up on a stage somewhere one cloudy day and said "But the Bible said no one would know when Christ arrives! How can you assume that you can force him to come by artificially creating the circumstances of his arrival?"

The scholar was escorted away and immediately stoned to death as a heretic.

All who were not Christians were wiped from the face of the earth, and all the natural resources were devoured because "hey, Christ is coming soon anyway so who cares about the world?"

The End