Once upon a time there were several super conglomerate businesses that did not want anyone to know that they imported goods from other countries. They lobbied Congress to change the law so they did not have to print the country of origin on any of their products.
The super conglomerate businesses were so competitive that they could sell cheaper than anyone else who made goods in the United States. The liberal media warned against buying the foreign made goods, but nobody listened because they cared only about lower prices.
One day there were no goods made in America anymore. Nobody could buy anything either because nobody had jobs. The Chinese Government who owned America's debt decided to call in its loans.
Since China became the rightful legal owners of America by default, Mount Rushmore was blown up and re-carved into Mao Mountain,
The End