One day a group of ladies went to a restaurant famous for its Onion Soup. They waited a half an hour before they were seated. They waited another forty minutes before someone came to take their order. One lady ordered a sandwich and the other four ladies ordered the onion soup.It took a long time before the food came. Only the sandwich arrived. Finally, about ten minutes later, the soup arrived. All the ladies tasted their soup and found it to be cold so they sent it back.
The waitress came back to the table and informed them that the warmers were broken, but they were going to solve the problem by combining the soup and heating it in a pot.
A sudden look of utter disgust crawled over the faces of the patrons. They each had tasted their soup and didn't like the idea that their soup should be mixed together, heated, then served back to them. They wondered how many other patrons in the restaurant would share their germs?
They decided to leave the restaurant. To their amazement, over two hours had passed during the experience.
The End.